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I keep leaving my laundry in the washer.

I am working on my educational philosophy.

It made my brain explode.

I saw a bird eating a chicken strip today.

I found the addresses of everyone that I've been looking for.

I've decided to paint my kitchen cabinets the color of my mixer.

I like the Friends' kitchen...

I spend too much time in front of my computer.

It was pavement melting hot today.

I want to make some pillows and curtains.

The website to pay for my teaching certification keeps messing up.

Becoming a teacher is expensive.

I got stuck in a dress I was trying on today.

Teresa had to get me out of it.

New rule: don't try it on if there is no zipper!