1. One of life's most simple pleasures is a good cup of coffee .
2. Not having my morning coffee and trying to drive makes me want to punch someone.
3. I like my puppies because, they are puppiness .
4. Nutella is a funny word.
5. If I had to choose one beauty product to use for the rest of eternity it would be burt's bees chapstick .
6. I'm happy that I know how to do the Snoopy Dance .
7. I would never be cruel to animals, they're just too cute .